you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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