Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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