She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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