Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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