Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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