Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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