Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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