My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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