Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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