i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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