Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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