dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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