I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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