I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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