so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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