she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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