the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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