you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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