i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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