I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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