There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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