So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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