I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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