oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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