you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
