I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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