Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
