I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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