like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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