marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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