only if we run a train.
done.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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