She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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