Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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