STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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