there's paper in my vomit.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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