we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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