Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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