You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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