remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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