I love black thongs
is wine microwaveable?
i dont even know how to be here
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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