i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i think i have two assholes
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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