Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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