do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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