Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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