Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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