I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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