We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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