are you still at the devil's house?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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