I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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