You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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